It's too chuffin' hot!
Another day, another hot'n'sticky battle with the keyboard as the writing deadline looms even larger.
Naturally, I've found an endless source of trivial, yet strangely fascinating, distractions to stop me getting on with my work.
I've discovered a few silverfish scuttling around in the bathroom, so what better time to look them up on the internet?
I've now learnt that they like to eat starch, glue, paste, sizing in fabrics and dead animals.
So there you go.
Right... about that deadline....