Oil explosion update

It seems that my entry (way below you, readers!) about the Buncefield oil depot fire was featured on the Guardian's website today, so hello Guardian readers.

It's good to see the (sub) Standard newspaper has also got into the spirit of things, with their newspaper billboards screaming this stark warning today:

POISON CLOUD IS COMING

(Readers expecting an evil green fug to descend on choking Londoners are advised that this 'poisonous cloud' will most likely take the form of a slightly cloudier day in London).

While I'm on the subject of newspapers, I'm delighted to say that the urban75 Drug Section is now officially approved by the Times, who praised our "impartial and comprehensive advice" in a curious article which recommended "sucking your thumb" after a night of excess... Most odd.