PowerPoint: the output of Satan’s electronic bottom

Why do people inflict ghastly PowerPoint presentations which only echo the exact words the bloke is saying? Do I really need to see the words, ‘our vision’ projected five foot high onto a huge screen when I can hear the boring tosser telling me just that? Still, with pain comes pleasure, and that came in the shape of FREE drinks after attending the tedious presentation. Lovely!

And on a far more interesting note, the nearly-completed ‘erotic gherkin’ skyscraper looked great tonight, projecting purple and green lights across the Thames.