I would go out tonight…

I would go out tonight…

Shopping for clothes? God I hate it! As anyone who knows me will testify, I’m not exactly Mr Fashion, but I try and dress vaguely in tune with the decade I’m living in.

But what to wear? I’m in desperate need of some new jeans, but I don’t fancy paying £60 for the privilege. I don’t want jeans with an arse around my ankles, neither do I want a pair that have been artificially ‘distressed’ or given some weird, muddy ‘worn’ look.

In fact, I know exactly what I want – another pair of the cheap Carhaart jeans that I’m currently wearing. The only trouble is that I got them from New York two years ago and I haven’t been back since. Bah!