Firm but fair advisory notice on the Grosvenor’s piano

Advisory notice on the Grosvenor's piano

I’d say the landlord makes this one fairly clear, with this hand-written notice placed on top of the piano at the Grosvenor pub, Sidney Road, Stockwell, London.

Oh, and we’ve got a big free anti Royal Wedding gig at this fine venue on Thursday 28th April, with samba drummers, dancing go go girls, a magician and a fab band. Come along!