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Random blogs, photos and features


The tattiest trainers I have ever owned
Back in the early 90s when I was spectacularly broke, these are the shoes I trudged around town in.
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It’s Summer! Some of my old art school work…
It’s summer! Back in the day when an 2MB RAM-packing Amiga A1200 and a copy of DPaint was as good as it got in the computer graphics department, a lot …
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PC World sell used goods as new, customer service says “whatever” (repost)
We’d had bad experiences with PC World in the past, but finding ourselves in an emergency after our router packed in two weeks ago, we thought we’d give them another …
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London’s new double-decker bus announced
I loved the old Routemaster bus, with its handy rear platform for jumping on and off quickly, and Boris Johnson’s decision to reintroduce an updated version was one of the …
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Clegg, Cameron and the election: the official urban75 verdict
If you’re offended by naughty words, don’t click on, but but this is the only way I can sum up my feelings about Cameron and Clegg right now:
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urban75’s internet memes thread for endless LOLz
First started in October 2006 and now containing over 18,000 posts, the “I’m on ur boardz, wasting ur bandwidthz” threads on urban75 have proved a hilarious place to catch up …
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The Hitler ‘Downfall’ parody movie clip lives on
We’ve enjoyed the hundreds of parodies of this clip from the superb “Downfall” film about Hitler, but a while back the studio involved, Constantin Films, started asserting its rights and …
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Voting Day. Here’s our choice!
Today is voting day, and it’s a rum choice on offer alright. There’s not a lot to get us excited, but here’s the kind of poster that might make us …
Read MoreEntire Star Wars saga retold in 2mins 13s – in Lego! [video]
This is ace. I can’t imagine how much effort it took, but it’s well worth 2 minutes and 13 seconds of your time.
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BBC One Show: it’s really, really shit, isn’t it?
Last night, the truly dreadful One Show on BBC contrived to do a piece on the forthcoming ‘Four Lions’ comedy film by Chris Morris. Despite the film not being seen …
Read MoreDavid Cameron exposed – genius video parody with added Bowie!
This superb clip from Armando Iannucci’s ‘Time Trumpet’ may be four years old but it wonderfully shows Cameron’s opportunistic copying of Blair. Hilarious!
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Mrs Mills, pub party pianist extraordinaire – we salute you!
Mrs Mills was discovered while working as the superintendent of the typing pool in the Paymaster General’s office in London in the early 60s. Her catchy piano style and jolly, …
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Some photos: Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY
Some more photos from our travels around Williamsburg, Brooklyn NYC:
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A walk through the Thames Tunnel
Connecting Rotherhithe and Wapping, the Thames Tunnel was built between 1825 and 1843 by Marc Brunel and his son, the legendary Great Western railway engineer, Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Hailed in …
Read MoreMeeting Phil Daniels (Quadrophenia)
I was asked by an old chum to take some photos at the launch of Phil Daniel’s biography, Phil Daniels – Class Actor – I’ve always liked the fella since …
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Offline goes Brazilian!
We had a great Offline night in the Brixton Albert on Friday, with Brazilian rockers OCIO putting in a top live set. Here�s a few pics.
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Windrush Square: new public square in Brixton
Used for sheep pasture until the end of the 19th Century, the space in front of Brixton Tate library was purchased by Sir Henry Tate’s widow and donated to the …
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Brixton Village (Granville Arcade)
Late last year, the Space Makers Agency teamed up with London & Associated Properties PLC and Lambeth Council to fill the empty shop units in the Brixton Village indoor market …
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Atomic Suplex at Offline Club, Brixton
It was a night of full on raaawck’n’rollll at the Brixton Albert on Friday – here’s some pics:
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Chelsea vs Cardiff City: FA cup, pics
We came. We saw. We outsang the home fans. We put up a bit of a decent fight but were finally overwhelmed. Here’s some pics from Cardiff’s away trip to …
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My mod past – Mods Mayday and all that
Here’s me in my mod days, back in 1979 with the band Beggar (as heard on the outer chart troubling Mods Mayday album). I’m the bloke on the left. I’d …
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Trinity Buoy Wharf and Container City, Docklands – photos
Here’s the second part of our walk last weekend. Trinity Buoy Wharf is a great place to visit, and the diner was ace too!
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East India Docks and Basin walk – photos
We went for a walk around East India DLR station on Saturday and had an unexpectedly pleasant walk. Parts of it feel very Brooklyn-esque: wide open spaces, industrial decay and …
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Offline Brixton Hot Tiki Party
This was one helluva party! We had the Silver Brazilians onstage, plus the Actionettes dancing – and the gig was packed all night long. Here’s a few photos:
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Coffee and cake
The Photographers Gallery (now situated by Oxford Circus) has long been my favourite cafe in the West End. Here’s a photo of their cafe staff ready to load up the …
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Goodbye snow
It was with a heavy heart that I pulled back the curtains this morning to be greeted with a damp, wet day outside. At least the snow went out with …
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