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OFFLINE CLUB with live music, DJs, poets, comedians and dancing at the Brixton JAMM and Prince Albert, Brixton, Alma Crystal Palace south London and New York - urban75 club night in London


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OFFLINE is urban75's FREE club night in Brixton and central London (and occasionally New York), offering a lively and eclectic bill of great bands, DJs, performers, poets, stand up, acoustic acts and more.

We've put on award winning acts like ROB NEWMAN (Newman & Baddiel), STEWART LEE, RICHARD HERRING ('Lee & Herring'), ROBIN INCE, JOSIE LONG, SHAZIA MIRZA, , HOWARD MARKS, SIMON DONALD (Viz), new wave star TOM ROBINSON (TRB), JIM BOB (Carter USM), DARREN HAYMAN (Hefner), TV SMITH (the Adverts) and more - all playing for just two lovely beers! »More...

"It's always a roadblock - it's that good! " TIME OUT
"A terrific night of fun." » Richard Herring
"Eclectic alternative mish mash...so successful it hurts!... Just go!" TIME OUT
"So much fun" JOSIE LONG
"An eclectic mix of cabaret & live music...Pick of the Week!" GUARDIAN

Offline at the Brixton JAMM, Brixton, London 30th May 2007OFFLINE CLUB PHOTOS & LISTINGS
See photos, band listings and line-ups from all our club events in London and NYC.


Offline at the Brixton JAMM, Brixton, London 30th May 2007FEATURED NIGHTS: Josie Long at JAMM - Stewart Lee at JAMM - Crystal Palace Party - St Patrick's, Brixton - Rob Newman at JAMM - Richard Herring at JAMM


  FORTHCOMING EVENTS:
 
Offline at the Albert flyer, Sat 17th May - punk rock special Sat 17th March PUNK ROCK SPECIAL!
9pm - late. Prince Albert, 418 Coldharbour Lane, Brixton SW9 8LF.
Tel: 020 7274 3771
Transport: 2 mins from Brixton tube/BR/buses.
...a "cheeky free party" TIME OUT
FREE ADMISSION! CHEAP BAR!
Map and directions to Offline, Prince Albert, Brixton Map and venue info

KICKASS LIVE BANDS:
I WANNA BE SEDATED
The Lower East Side meets Coldharbour Lane as the UK's newest Ramones tribute band blast out a white hot set of rock'n'roll classics in a downtown Brixton style.

THE 0898s
Like a naughties Bow Wow Wow crashing headlong into Lily Allen on a stolen motorbike, the fast rising 0898s serve up an irresistibly melodramatic hip-shaking mix of ska/funk/punk pop songs with sharp rhymes and quirky beats..

PLUS TONS OF DJS!
We're going to rip the place apart with a storming set of Punk, New Wave, Ska and banging thumpers with a power chord of DJs plus great punk rock videos all night.

» See photos from previous club nights



 
Offline at the Albert, Brixton, London SW9 Friday 23rd May Friday 23rd MAY OFFLINE, BRIXTON

9pm - 2am. Prince Albert, 418 Coldharbour Lane, Brixton SW9 8LF.
Tel: 020 7274 3771
FREE ADMISSION!
Transport: 2 mins from Brixton tube/BR/buses.
...a "cheeky free party" TIME OUT
CHEAP BAR!
Map and directions to Offline, Prince Albert, Brixton Map and venue info

AWESOME DOUBLE BILL!

VERY SPECIAL GUESTS:
RADIO LUXEMBOURG
Stars of Radio 1's Festive Fifty chart and 2007's BBC Electric Proms, the dazzling Radio Luxembourg mash up the likes of Super Furries, Gorkis, Syd Barrett, The Zombies and the Brian Jonestown Massacre to create a "unique and intoxicating sound that captivates the listener on the first spin".
"irresistibly cute and catchy guitar lead pop songs" external link undomondo
"some of the finest psychedelic pop I have heard...a must-catch band" external link indie-MP3
"Fuzzy, day-glo popsters from way out west." BBC
"Blur via The Kinks proggiest moments - genuinely weird and brilliant pop" subba-cultcha.com
external link BBC feature
VIDEOS:
external link Cartoon Cariad video - BBC
external link Radio Luxembourg - Os Chi'n Lladd Cindy - YouTube video

DANNY FONTAINE AND THE HORNS OF FURY
Larger than life seven piece, brass-driven band described as, "a madcap mix of Circus Ska, Russian Freakshow, Death Ballad, Evil Spandex and Cowboy Vent.". Don't miss them!

PLUS VIDEO SCREENINGS & PHOTO GALLERY:
Street photography, Brixton shots, archive footage, vintage movies and more.

PLUS LOADS OF OF TOP DJS!
Including Dubversion (PROD), Editor, Saraluv, Blagsta, Bluestreak... more to be announced.

» See club photos

 
Offline at the Albert, Brixton, London SW9 Friday 27th May Tuesday 27th MAY OFFLINE MIDWEEK SPECIAL, BRIXTON

7.30pm - 11.30pm. Prince Albert, 418 Coldharbour Lane, Brixton SW9 8LF.
Tel: 020 7274 3771
FREE ADMISSION!
Transport: 2 mins from Brixton tube/BR/buses.
...a "cheeky free party" TIME OUT
CHEAP BAR!
Map and directions to Offline, Prince Albert, Brixton Map and venue info

A NIGHT OF COMEDY, CABARET AND LIVE MUSIC!

urban75 and Offline Club are proud to present a fantastic new evening of cutting edge comedy, cabaret, poetry and live music in the heart of downtown Brixton.

LIVE MUSIC:

The outrageously funny NICE PETER from Chicago, USA
Trained at the Improv Olympic in Chicago, Pete Shukoff brings his improv comedy experience to the Albert. On a Tuesday night! We must be crazy.
"Augmented by serious musicianship, Nice Peter's hysterical original acoustic pop songs are about love, sex, and pop culture." Last FM "Nice Peter's interactive, spontaneous live shows are the perfect blend of humour and tunage".
"exhilaratingly funny" HedMag
"Tenacious D on a Weezer kick" St Louis Times
"Sent us into immediate fits of laughter" Detroit Metrotimes

The beautifully moving SALT AND BLUE
Led by a female multi-instrumentalist/singer described as "one of the best hurdy-gurdy players in Britain" and backed by a gifted cello player, this fast-rising south London folk duo have drawn rave reviews from Offline regulars:
"Spine-tingling and hypnotic"
"A voice like an angel. Moving and brilliant - and this is from a long-term folkophobe. Beautiful."
"Salt and Blue made me go all funny and a bit tearful in parts...bizarre but beautiful."
"Absolutely blown away by Salt & Blue. I'd never heard a hurdy gurdy before, like some magical musical knitting machine or something, really moving, and combined with the cello, just so brilliant, so evocative of nature and earthy goodness...timeless."

CABARET WITH YOUR HOST VIC LAMBRUSCO
Co-founder of London's first independent 'performance poetry' club, the Hard Edge, BBC regular Vic slams down politically incorrect, in-yer-face verse, which seeks to entertain rather than obfuscate.
"Awesome.... funny as fuck" John Cooper-Clarke
"urban verse with a hard edge" Observer.

Plus:

JOE CAIRO putting the 'angst' in 'gangster.' The one and only original hard man of poetry performs a captivating set of poetry that gives a good kicking to the myths of poets writing about flowers and clouds, sharp writing with an even sharper sense of humour.

RICHARD ALLEN
"John Cooper Clarke and Mark E Smith pissing down TS Eliot's letterbox."

SP HOWARTH
Brixton's finest angry young man ranting, raving and pouring his heart out with street urchin tales of heartache and discovery.

PLUS DJS!

» See club photos

 
Friday 30th MAY OFFLINE, BRIXTON

9pm - 2am. Prince Albert, 418 Coldharbour Lane, Brixton SW9.
Tel: 020 7274 3771
FREE ADMISSION!
Transport: 2 mins from Brixton tube/BR/buses.
...a "cheeky free party" TIME OUT
CHEAP BAR!
Map and directions to Offline, Prince Albert, Brixton Map and venue info

It's a special party night at the Albert with two great live acts, a host of DJs and a special birthday celebration for the hip-shaking Ms Kitschenette from 60s dance troupe, The Actionettes.

TWO GREAT LIVE ACTS!

MARK HIBBETT
With his 'Do The Indie Kid' single gaining rave reviews and BBC airplay and a headline slot at the Indietracks booked for the summer, we're honoured to welcome Mark to the Albert.
"When it comes to observational pop music few do it better than MJ Hibbett & The Validators" Steve Lamacq, Radio One
"MJ Hibbett should be a British institution...unaffected, unpretentious, funny and stupidly entertaining" Word magazine
"one of 2006's most worthwhile albums" Artrocker
"The Wedding Present meets Half Man Half Biscuit ...wonderful and infectious ...a joyful noise" Amazon

THE BOYCOTT COCA-COLA EXPERIENCE
Drier than last week's ciabatta with a devilishly witty set, TBCCE will draw you in and take you strange places. We love them.
"Caustic, funny, surreal and mundane....one of the best singer-songwriters around today" Resonance FM
"Mark E Smith meets Jake Thackray... witty and warm songs via mesmerising Mississippi-via-Peckham guitar licks."
"This guy's a genius." THE GUARDIAN

STAND UP WITH HOST VIC LAMBRUSCO
Co-founder of London's first independent 'performance poetry' club, the Hard Edge, BBC regular Vic slams down politically incorrect, in-yer-face verse, which seeks to entertain rather than obfuscate.
"Awesome.... funny as fuck" John Cooper-Clarke
"urban verse with a hard edge" Observer.

PLUS VIDEO SCREENINGS & PHOTO GALLERY:
Videos, festival footage, New York street photography slideshow and more.

PLUS AN ACCUMULATION OF TOP DJS!
Bringing glamour to the decks will be a bevy of Actionettes platter-spinners, including DJ Velvelett and DJ Novelette, backed by the scruffy Offline selecters, Editor, The Revd, Maggot and Blagsta.

Expect a non stop party mix of Motown classics, soul, big band, punk, indie and ska.

» See club photos

 
Thurs 12th JUNE: OFFLINE JAMM
ALL DANCING, ALL DRUMMING CABARET SPECIAL!

9pm-2am. 261, Brixton Rd, Brixton, London SW9 6LH.
Nearest tubes: Brixton, Oval, Stockwell
FREE ADMISSION!
maps and directions to Offline clubs Map
external web link JAMM website

More bands to be announced SOON!

BARKING BATERIA
Don't miss this one! An electrifying feast of Brazilian samba, delivered in a unique Bhangra, Funk and Drum 'n' Bass style will turn the dancefloor into an instant Carnival. Expect up to 30 drummers and get ready to shake your booty - they tore the place apart when they played Offline last year!

THE ACTIONETTES
A ballroom blitzkrieg of shimmying, sparkling, synchronised routines from this all-girl dance troupe, kicking their white boots to 60s girl group classics. Not to be missed! "With each shake of the hips, the smiles get wider..." The Independent

external web link Plus: CABARET HOUR WITH VIC LAMBRUSCO
'Abrasive political comedy' - Time Out
Comic piquancy - Independent

TOP COMEDIAN LUKE TOULSON
Hackney Empire New Act Of The Year 2007 Winner, Perrier Award Nominee
"Endlessly inventive and achingly clever...laugh-out-loud funny."
"...this British comic is headed for the top." London Lite
external link Luke Toulson feature

PLUS A TON o'TOP DJS!


» See photos from previous club nights



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