{"id":10421,"date":"2012-12-20T14:20:49","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T14:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/?p=10421"},"modified":"2012-12-20T14:20:49","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T14:20:49","slug":"a-selection-of-strange-search-terms-used-to-find-the-urban75-boards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/a-selection-of-strange-search-terms-used-to-find-the-urban75-boards\/","title":{"rendered":"A selection of strange search terms used to find the urban75 boards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10422\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/a-selection-of-strange-search-terms-used-to-find-the-urban75-boards\/search-terms-urban75\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/search-terms-urban75.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"620,300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"A selection of strange search terms used to find the urban75 boards\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/search-terms-urban75.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10422\" alt=\"A selection of strange search terms used to find the urban75 boards\" src=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/search-terms-urban75.jpg\" width=\"620\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/search-terms-urban75.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/search-terms-urban75-300x145.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Google&#8217;s real time analytics, I can see exactly what search terms people have just typed into Google&#8217;s search engine to find the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urban75.net\/forums\/\" target=\"_blank\">urban75 bulletin boards<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>People certainly are\u00a0typing\u00a0in some weird and\u00a0wonderful\u00a0search phrases, some of which would make\u00a0excellent\u00a0band\u00a0names, my\u00a0favourite\u00a0so far being, &#8220;amphetamine wank loop.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a selection of some of the search terms entered in the last 24 hours. Unlike Bono, I hope they found what they were looking for.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>are silicon egg poachers any good<\/p>\n<p>can u pack\u00a0champagne\u00a0in a suitcase on a airplane?<\/p>\n<p>Why does my salt lamp weep<\/p>\n<p>how much fuel does tick over use<\/p>\n<p>beaufoy boy<\/p>\n<p>hinged cabinet door drawing elevation<\/p>\n<p>norton commando cafe<\/p>\n<p>cat ladders blog<\/p>\n<p>urban75 forum<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;peru you&#8221; heartships<\/p>\n<p>are you aloud on london buses with paint<\/p>\n<p>aubergine mushroom and cheese wellington<\/p>\n<p>bdsm death camps<\/p>\n<p>bread cobs<\/p>\n<p>muffin or barm<\/p>\n<p>quality street vs roses<\/p>\n<p>56 slow<\/p>\n<p>bus driving experience days<\/p>\n<p>doing a levels in unusual time frame<\/p>\n<p>how do i kill my laptop<\/p>\n<p>foxtons car on fire<\/p>\n<p>Black and white nu skool tats for couples<\/p>\n<p>gifts for 88 year old woman<\/p>\n<p>buying used olympic tickets souvenir<\/p>\n<p>do i wear a jeans to a posh meal?<\/p>\n<p>boiler pressure<\/p>\n<p>car easy to get in and out of<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urban75.net\/forums\/\" target=\"_blank\">urban75 bulletin boards<\/a>.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Google&#8217;s real time analytics, I can see exactly what search terms people have just typed into Google&#8217;s search engine to find the urban75 bulletin boards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10422,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[456],"tags":[68,393],"class_list":["post-10421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-urban75","tag-web"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/search-terms-urban75.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQI7P-2I5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10421"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10424,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10421\/revisions\/10424"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}