{"id":487,"date":"2007-01-09T12:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-09T12:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urban75.org\/u75blog\/?p=487"},"modified":"2007-01-09T12:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-09T12:35:00","slug":"morrissey-for-eurovision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/morrissey-for-eurovision\/","title":{"rendered":"Morrissey for Eurovision!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/entertainment\/6244153.stm\">BBC<\/a>, Morrissey is considering representing the UK at the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest.<\/p>\n<p>After posting the news on a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urban75.net\/vbulletin\/showthread.php?p=5490592\">thread on urban75<\/a>, several wags offered suggestions for potential songs for Mozzer:<\/p>\n<p>Eastern European Ruffians<br \/>This CAP Reform Proposal Has Opened My Eyes<br \/>Girlfriend In A Skoda<br \/>Frankly Mr.Shanksi<br \/>That Immigration Policy Isn&#8217;t Funny Anymore<br \/>Brussels On The Guillotine<br \/>This Charming EU Mandate.<br \/>Subsidisers of the Common Agricultural Policy of the EU Unite<br \/>Hand in Handschuh.<br \/>Brussels is bigger than Aachen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the BBC, Morrissey is considering representing the UK at the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest. After posting the news on a thread on urban75, several wags offered suggestions for &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[1197],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","tag-music"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQI7P-7R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}