{"id":638,"date":"2005-10-30T10:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-30T10:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urban75.org\/u75blog\/?p=638"},"modified":"2005-10-30T10:18:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-30T10:18:00","slug":"638","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/638\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Printer rant<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I want to smash my Epson printer into a million pieces.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the matter with the fecking thing?<\/p>\n<p>One minute my Epson Photo895 will be producing beautiful, rich prints, the next minute it&#8217;s churning out utter shite banded prints that six &#8211; count &#8217;em, <i>six<\/i> &#8211; ink-sucking cleaning cycles won&#8217;t cure.<\/p>\n<p><b>Yes, I am using their rip off branded inks<\/b> and have the latest drivers, so what the fuck is the matter with the thing?<\/p>\n<p>Grr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Printer rant I want to smash my Epson printer into a million pieces. What&#8217;s the matter with the fecking thing? One minute my Epson Photo895 will be producing beautiful, rich &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sQI7P-638","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}