{"id":722,"date":"2004-12-04T15:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-04T15:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urban75.org\/u75blog\/?p=722"},"modified":"2010-04-11T21:45:07","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T20:45:07","slug":"722","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/722\/","title":{"rendered":"The last beer…"},"content":{"rendered":"

That last beer…<\/strong>
\nIt’s late. I’m having a good time watching The Actionettes<\/a> at the excellent, ‘How Does It Feel To Be Loved” club night in Brixton.<\/p>\n

I’m about as drunk as I can get without getting really<\/em> wobbly. Years of hard-earned hangover experience tells that wolfing down another pint will only make me feel extra-super shitty in the morning.<\/p>\n

If I stop drinking now I probably won’t feel so bad next day – and I’ve got lots of things to do. I need a clear head.<\/p>\n

So, what do I do?<\/p>\n

“Another pint of Stella please, landlord”<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

So, today I find myself in the Photographer’s Gallery with a very sore head.<\/p>\n

I feel rubbish, but my mood is considerably lifted reading about Robert Kilroy Silk – the smug, patronising, ego bloated UKIP arse – getting a bucketful of farm slurry slopped over his head by a protester.<\/p>\n

Rarely has farm waste found a more appropriate resting place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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