{"id":809,"date":"2004-05-01T20:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-01T20:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urban75.org\/u75blog\/?p=809"},"modified":"2004-05-01T20:04:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-01T20:04:00","slug":"809","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/809\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Mayday 2004<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>After the full-on anarchist argy-bargy of previous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urban75.org\/mayday\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mayday protests<\/a>, this was rather a sedate and curious affair.<\/p>\n<p>The main protest had been cancelled beforehand and replaced by a picnic in St James Park. This sounded like fun to me, so we popped along mid-afternoon and found a ball-less cricket game in progress, put on by those mischievous chaps, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spacehijackers.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Space Hijackers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/images\/mayday1.jpg\" alt=\"Cricket at Mayday, St James Park, London\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The players were nicely turned out in full cricket whites, with a small gazebo serving as a club house and pavilion (with pimms available).<\/p>\n<p>Billed as &#8216;Smash Capitalism for Six!&#8217;, their accompanying leaflet implored you to &#8220;Bring your trusty wooden bat, swing for glory and whack capitalism across the boundary&#8221;. Wonderful stuff!<\/p>\n<p>Because ball games are outlawed in the park by-laws, the cricketers played with an imaginary ball instead and took the virtual game very seriously indeed while the police looked on, baffled.<\/p>\n<p>A large and unruly football game kicked off nearby, starring several urban75-ers with differing states of fitness and skill.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/images\/mayday.jpg\" alt=\"Football at Mayday, St James Park, London\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An ad hoc adherence to the rules was adopted, with the occasional &#8216;pile-on&#8217; adding interest. I scored a fantastic goal (well, OK, the defender was only 11 years old and the goalkeeper was on the phone, but it still felt good).<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, the football action was accompanied by some of the worst singing I&#8217;ve ever heard with painful &#8216;interpretations&#8217; of punk classics being delivered by a tuneless woman, a trumpet player and &#8211; to add insult to injury &#8211; a fucking clown in full costume.<\/p>\n<p>Happily a mobile sound system turned up later and pumped out some restorative ska tunes.<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, I&#8217;ve no idea what the point of this year&#8217;s Mayday was.<br \/>\n<br \/>But it was a hell of a lot of fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mayday 2004 After the full-on anarchist argy-bargy of previous Mayday protests, this was rather a sedate and curious affair. 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