{"id":9742,"date":"2012-10-02T10:30:40","date_gmt":"2012-10-02T09:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/?p=9742"},"modified":"2012-10-02T01:48:58","modified_gmt":"2012-10-02T00:48:58","slug":"first-great-westerns-recommended-train-trip-entertainment-how-to-dispose-of-a-murder-victim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/first-great-westerns-recommended-train-trip-entertainment-how-to-dispose-of-a-murder-victim\/","title":{"rendered":"First Great Western&#8217;s recommended train trip entertainment: how to dispose of a murder victim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9743\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/first-great-westerns-recommended-train-trip-entertainment-how-to-dispose-of-a-murder-victim\/first-great-western\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/first-great-western.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"620,391\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"First Great Western&amp;#8217;s recommended train trip reading: how to dispose of a murder victim\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/first-great-western.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9743\" title=\"First Great Western's recommended train trip reading: how to dispose of a murder victim\" src=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/first-great-western.jpg\" alt=\"First Great Western's recommended train trip reading: how to dispose of a murder victim\" width=\"620\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/first-great-western.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.urban75.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/first-great-western-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Heading back up to Wales for the weekend, we boarded our train at Paddington and noticed that our carriage was fitted with airplane style, on-demand touchscreens.<\/p>\n<p>Keen to try out the new\u00a0technology\u00a0and\u00a0perhaps\u00a0listen to something relaxing for the journey home, I browsed the audio book\u00a0listings.<\/p>\n<p>And there, right at the top, was the number one offering &#8211; an hour and a half audio file telling me all I need to know about\u00a0disposing\u00a0of a dead body, with some &#8220;intriguing\u00a0and bizarre&#8221;\u00a0suggestions. Follow up recordings offered yet more grisly body disposal ideas involving &#8216;parts and parcels&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Fearful of nodding off and then\u00a0awakening\u00a0with\u00a0murderous\u00a0thoughts, I elected to listen to some of my own music instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heading back up to Wales for the weekend, we boarded our train at Paddington and noticed that our carriage was fitted with airplane style, on-demand touchscreens. 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