Sweltering in the sweaty, sticky heat
Today was the hottest day in London since records began, with the temperature climbing up to a hideously steaming 35.3 degrees Celsius (95.34 Fahrenheit in old money). I've been stuck indoors all day, with my fan feebly pushing hot air around the room. But I managed to meet my deadline (an article about optimising websites for search engines, if you're interested) and now I'm ready to celebrate with some unfeasibly large lagers down the pub...