Is this Brixton’s least enticing cafe poster? The Hand Wash Cafe, Brixton Road SW9

Is this Brixton's least enticing cafe poster? The Hand Wash Cafe, Brixton Road SW9

Located outside the JAMM venue on Brixton Road is the Hand Car Wash & Cafe, as advertised by two well seasoned plastic banners.

Is this Brixton's least enticing cafe poster? The Hand Wash Cafe, Brixton Road SW9

I’m not entirely sure why you’d want to put these two enterprises together (“I’m just popping out for a hand car wash and a meal), but the clip art banner illustrates a hot beverage, a double cheeseburger and a two-tone ice cream.

Is this Brixton's least enticing cafe poster? The Hand Wash Cafe, Brixton Road SW9

I can’t say there’s quite enough there to entice me in, but has anyone ever visited the cafe?

What was the food like? And where do you sit?