According to the BBC, Morrissey is considering representing the UK at the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest.
After posting the news on a thread on urban75, several wags offered suggestions for potential songs for Mozzer:
Eastern European Ruffians
This CAP Reform Proposal Has Opened My Eyes
Girlfriend In A Skoda
That Immigration Policy Isn’t Funny Anymore
Brussels On The Guillotine
This Charming EU Mandate.
Subsidisers of the Common Agricultural Policy of the EU Unite
Hand in Handschuh.
Brussels is bigger than Aachen.